i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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