Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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