Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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