He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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