You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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