She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
