I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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