Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I bet he comes in French.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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