great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize