so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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