i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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