Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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