Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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