let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Your cock deserves a montage
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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