Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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