were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
