Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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