Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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