Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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