The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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