it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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