She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Randomize
