I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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