Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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