I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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