no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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