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(707): View more from California

im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.

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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful

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(503): View more from Oregon

Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.

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(315): View more from New York

mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"

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(850): View more from Florida

Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.

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(914): View more from New York

friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.

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(775): View more from Nevada

We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married

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(315): View more from New York

Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?

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