Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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