Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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