Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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