Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
