AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I wish there were birth control emojis
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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