Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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