I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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