Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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