I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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