i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
