Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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