What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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