i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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