apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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