**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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