How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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