I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
whose parrot is this?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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