Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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