I met the friendliest cop last night
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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