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I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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