omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
