it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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