Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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