He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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