So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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