I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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