Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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