i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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