Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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